Bendy

This is a photo of Bendy. It was taken 1 year before he died.

Interview with a Full-time Bendy Straw Factory Owner

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PS-Pierre Schnitzelbauberflagen

CCHP: Welcome Pierre! So, what influenced you to design bendy straws?
PS: My mom. She said I had nothing better to do with my life. She influenced me to become the great man I am today. Thank you mommy!

CCHP: What a down-to-earth mother. That really touches my heart. So, you have a passion for bendy straws?
PS: Oh yes, I do. Bendy straws are my life. When I was a child, I had my first pet bendy straw. His name was Bendy. I loved Bendy. He passed away two years ago. He suffered from Chivalriotpliontonic Soy disease. I was heartbroken. (Sobs Uncontrollably)

CCHP: That is tragic. I'm sorry for your loss. When was your factory established?
PS: Eleven years ago. Me and Bendy opened it together, Bendy made so many friends. They all miss him too.

CCHP: Does anyone work for you?
PS: No. Just me. Bendy did.

CCHP: Oh. Well, if you had to choose, what was the best bendy straw that your factory ever manufactured?
PS: Um, I have to say the Bendilicious 5000. It is plated with solid gold. But my little Bendy was so much better, even though I didn't create him.

CCHP: What do you do in your spare time?
PS: I play the schnoogleflute with my mommy in our two-man band. But, before now, I used to go swimming with Bendy. We'd drink all the pool water. And then, the lifeguard would chase us out.

CCHP: Thank you for visiting us today, Pierre. I know that your Bendy is proud of you.
PS: He is in my heart forever. Thank you Miss CrouchingChickenHiddenPenguin. BENDY!!! (Sobs uncontrollably once again.)