Questions to Ponder

1. Do stairs go up or down?
2. Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
3. If the sky's the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
4. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
5. In that song, she'll be comin' round the mountain, who is she?
6. Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
7. Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
8. How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
9. Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
10. If Mars had earthquakes, then would they be called marsquakes?
11. Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
12. If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?
13. Why do they call the small candy bars "fun sized?" Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
14. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
15. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
16. When a car is for sale, and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?
17. Can a person choke and die on a life saver?
18. When lightning strikes the ocean, why don't all the fish die?
19. What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilets at the same time?
20. If the weather man says, "it's a 50% chance of rain," does that mean he has no idea if it's going to rain or not?
21. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
22. Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian pizza?
23. If you are named Will, and you are in the army, wouldn't you be worried when someone says "fire at will?"
24. If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
25. Why do people say "heads up" if you should duck?
26. If you have x-ray vision, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
27. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
28. If you stole a pen from a bank, would it still be considered a bank robbery?
29. If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
30. What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

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